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Quotes: Season Three

Episode 3.02 - Haunted Leg

Rory: It just surprised me, that’s all.
Jess: Why?
Rory: Because.
Jess: Because why?
Rory: Because of what happened at Sookie’s wedding.
Jess: Ah.
Rory: Yeah, so me coming back here and just seeing you with Shane just kind of threw me for a sec.
Jess: I'm sorry, did I hear from you at all this summer? Did I just happen to miss the thousands of phone calls you made to me, or did the postman happen to lose all those letters you wrote to me? You kiss me, you tell me not to say anything. . .very flattering, by the way. You go off to Washington... then nothing. Then you come back here all put out because I didn't just sit around and wait for you like Dean would've done? And yeah, what about Dean? Are you still with him? 'Cause last time I checked, you were, and I haven't heard anything to the contrary. Plus, the two of you walking around the other day like some damn Andy Hardy movie. Seemed to me like you’re still pretty together. I half expected you to break into a barn and put on a show.

Episode 3.05 - Eight O'Clock at the Oasis

Rory: You don’t have to do this. I didn’t ask you to do this. I can just find someone else to do it. Aw, you made it look so easy.
Jess: Yeah, it was loose. You just had to press down and give it a good twist, that’s all.
Rory: Well, thank you.
Jess: You’re welcome. So things are good?
Rory: Oh, yeah, really good.
Jess: School?
Rory: Good.
Jess: Still gonna do the Harvard thing?
Rory: Yeah.
Jess: Good.
Rory: Yeah, good.

Episode 3.07 - They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?

Rory: You think you’re bugging me sitting in front of me staring like that?
Jess: You think you’re bugging me dancing in front of me staring like that?
Rory: I’m not staring at you.
Jess: Then how do you know I’m staring at you?
Rory: I am dancing. I cannot control where my glance goes. And the few moments that I can control it, my glance goes to Dean, not to you.
Jess: So you can’t control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him? Sorry, man. That’s cold.

Dean: You don’t wanna be with me, Rory.
Rory: Yes, I do.
Dean: Oh, please! You’ve been into him since he got to town, and I have spent weeks – months, actually – trying to convince myself that it wasn’t true, that everything was fine between us. But now I know that I was an idiot. You’re into him and he’s into you, and Shane, who by the way, should be listening to this ‘cause it’s so damn obvious.

Jess: Dean’s a jerk. Yelling at you like that, breaking up in front of everybody. . .the guy’s a total jerk.
Rory: No, he’s not. He’s right. Everything he said. All those things about you and me, all those things about me lying to him, and messing with his head. He was right. Well, wasn’t he? Fine, he was right about me, then. Now go away.
Jess: He was right. . . about all of it.
Rory: So, what now?
Jess: You’re definitely broken up with Dean?
Rory: Yeah, I’m definitely broken up with Dean.
Jess: Okay. I have to go take care of something then.

Episode 3.08 - Let the Games Begin

Jess: Yeah. You want a soda?
Rory: No, I’m fine.
Jess: Okay. You sure you don’t want a soda?
Rory: Yeah, I’m sure.
Jess: Please let me get you a soda. I gotta do something other than stand here like a moron.
Rory: Take comfort in the fact that you are not doing it alone.
Jess: Okay, let’s just regroup here.
Rory: Yeah, regroup.
Jess: First of all, we should try to get within, say, a foot of each other.
Rory: Okay. I think that’s about a foot.
Jess: Huh, that school of yours is really paying off.
Rory: So, now what?
Jess: Now we should...
Rory: Well, I think we either need to get a little closer or need to warm up.
Jess: Okay. Hi.
Rory: Hi.

Rory: Yeah, here we are. So, tell me, what’s your decision about smoking that depending on?
Jess: On what’s gonna happen.
Rory: When?
Jess: Now. [They kiss]
Rory: I’m glad you didn’t smoke it.
Jess: Oh yeah?
Rory: Yeah. [They kiss again]
Jess: Well, whatever else happens between us, at least we know that part works.

Episode 3.09 - A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving

Rory: It's too early.
Jess: Too early? Too early for what?
Rory: For kissing like that.
Jess: What's the rule, no kissing before noon?
Rory: No, it's too early to do this here.
Jess: Where, in the street?
Rory: In the street, with people watching...
Jess: What people?
Rory: In front of Doose's.
Jess: Ah, Doose's.
Rory: We shouldn't flaunt it.
Jess: But I want to flaunt it.

Rory: This will get better over time, I promise. But until then, let’s just play it cool.
Jess: Hey, I’m Frank at the Sands.
Rory: That’s cool.

Episode 3.10 - That'll Do, Pig

Rory: I can’t catch my breath.
Jess: You’re not supposed to.

Rory: Come on, let’s go to the carnival.
Jess: I don’t go to these stupid town things.
Rory: You went to the Bid-A-Basket festival. You went to the dance marathon.
Jess: That was when I was trying to get you. I now have you. That means I don’t have to go anymore.

Rory: Sparkly. I mean, I don’t think a night comes any prettier than this one. And if you take a really pretty night and add a corndog...
Jess: I’m not going to that carnival with you.
Rory: Why not?
Jess: I will be in front of Miss Patty’s at nine as promised.
Rory: You are stubborn and impossible.
Jess: See you at nine.

Jess: So you got anything you wanna tell me?
Rory: I like your crazy hair.

Episode 3.14 - Swan Song

Rory: Oh, I’m not lending it. I’m not done.
Jess: Well, why’d you show it to me?
Rory: I like showing you the stuff I’m reading.
Jess: But you knew I’d wanna read it. You’re a book tease.
Rory: You’ll get it when I’m done.
Jess: Cruel woman.

Jess: Does she know what I look like?
Rory: I don’t think so.
Jess: Perfect. Find someone who vaguely resembles me. Take him. Just don’t kiss him goodnight.

Rory: This is an old subject, Jess. You know that Dean and I are friendly.
Jess: I know you’re friendly. That doesn’t mean I don’t wanna punch him.
Rory: This was not a plan. I was kidnapped by Miss Patty, so was he, that’s it.
Jess: Then you two should press charges.
Rory: I think we should.
Jess: Just –
Rory: What?
Jess: Just tell me these things first so I don’t have to read about them on telephone poles.

Rory: I’m sorry I doubted you.
Jess: It’s okay. I would’ve doubted me, too.
Rory: I need to trust you as much as I trusted –
Jess: Him.
Rory: Yeah.
Jess: This black eye screwed everything up.
Rory: Yeah.
Jess: Next time I go to your grandmother’s, I’ll try not to have one.
Rory: Next time?
Jess: Next time.

Episode 3.15 - Face Off

Rory: It’s me. I just wanted to let you know that this is the last weekend I spend sitting around like an idiot hoping you’ll call, okay? I’m not going to be that girl. From now on, I want a plan. I mean, a real plan with a time and a place, and I’m tired of hearing ‘Let’s hook up later.’ What does that mean anyway? What’s later? How do I set my watch to later? Later doesn’t cut it anymore, got it? And, yeah, you know, maybe I am spoiled. But guess what? I like being spoiled. I plan to go on being spoiled. And if that doesn't sound like something that you can or want to do, then fine. I'm sure you'll find another girl who doesn't mind sitting around cleaning her keyboard on a Friday night hoping you’ll call, but it’s not going to be me. Oh, yeah, this is a message for Jess.

Episode 3.18 - Happy Birthday, Baby

Jess: I got the video for tonight.
Rory: What’d you get?
Jess: Almost Famous.
Rory: No, not again.
Jess: I can’t help it, I’m addicted.
Rory: Fine, but if I’m going to spend two hours sitting there watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, then we are ordering Indian food.
Jess: Oh, come on.
Rory: Hey, last night when we watched Ed Wood we got burgers like you wanted to.
Jess: Okay, fine – tonight, Indian food, but tomorrow, Saturday Night Fever and Thai food.
Lane: That’s so cute. You’re like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple.
Jess: Thank you very much.

Jess: So, it’s been a couple days since you made the big decision. You still going to Yale?
Rory: Yes, I am. It’s got all the classes I want and some really great teachers, and plus, you know, as an added bonus, it’s really close to here.
Jess: 22.8 miles.
Rory: How’d you know that?
Jess: Do you Yahoo?
Rory: You looked it up?
Jess: Yeah.
Rory: You looked it up.
Jess: I just hit a couple buttons on the computer.
Rory: You looked it up.
Jess: I was bored. There was nothing on TV and I was fooling around, it was something to do, that’s it.
Rory: You looked it up.

Episode 3.19 - Keg! Max!

Jess: Ah, yes, I almost forgot about the prom.
Rory: No, you were trying to forget about the prom.
Jess: I agreed to go and I am a man of my word.
Rory: How's that arm I twisted?
Jess: I got the feeling back in it.

Rory: I don't wanna leave. Now, come on, try to have fun. Talk, mingle.
Jess: I don't wanna talk to anybody else. I don't like anybody else.
Rory: I don't wanna leave. I need to stay here for Lane, come on. Gloomy.

Jess: When you have a party, you get what you get.
Rory: Yeah, I guess. Sad boy, what's wrong? You were looking forward to this party, what happened?

Episode 3.21 - Those Are Strings, Pinocchio

Rory: Jess, is that you? Jess, I'm pretty sure it's you and I'm pretty sure you've been calling and not saying anything but wanna say something. Hello? You're not going to talk? Fine, I'll talk. You didn't handle things right at all. You could've talked to me. You could've told me that you were having trouble in school and weren't going to graduate, and that your dad had been there, but you didn't. And you ended up not taking me to my prom and not coming to my graduation and leaving again without saying goodbye again, and that's fine, I get it, but that's it for me. I'm going to Europe tomorrow and I'm going to Yale and I'm moving on. And I'm not going to pine. I hope you didn't think I was going to pine, okay? I think...I think I may have loved you, but I just need to let it go. So, that's it, I guess. Um, I hope you're good. I want you to be good, and, um, okay, so, goodbye. That word sounds really lame and stupid right now, but there it is. Goodbye.